This week, the boys engage in a bash fest on a movie that may or not have been written by James. James also takes this opportunity to pronounce his love of men for all 25 of our listeners. It’s 2004’s Catwoman.

This week, Tim from Eyes Forward March joins Rob and Jason while James is out shoving more cigars in his mouth. We learn Tim has questionable taste in movies and is looking for butt stuff. James tries to strike from the shadows yet again with a hijacked haiku. It’s 2021’s Thunder Force.

This week, Rob and James need help counting the number of penis references that are made and Jason wants to cosplay as Dr. Manhattan sans bikini. It’s 2009’s Watchmen

This week, James takes a vacation to go stick veiny things in his mouth. So Rob and Jason invited Wolverine from Spoiler, They Die to come review 2010’s Kick-Ass.

This week, Rob and Jason learn that James loves tentacle hentai and wants his DC animated movies to have nudie bits. It’s 2014’s Batman: Assault on Arkham.

This week the guys determine the best place to hide a codex is in Superman’s dick. They also figure out why you want to hollow out a planet. It’s 2013’s Man of Steel.

This week, the boys discuss their favorite cereal, Jason pronounces yolk funny, and James wants to be a girl. It’s 2020’s Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn.

This week, James gives Jason yoga tips and the boys wonder what kind of sex toys an immortal super being would use. It’s Hancock, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron.

In the inaugural episode of Smoking and Drinking in Capes, Rob, Jason, and James get a taste of what the DCEU could have been. It’s 2021’s Zack Snyder’s Justice League.